Tenant Screening in a Galaxy Far Far Away

BY: HOUSERIE 05/29/2014


Tenant Screening In a Galaxy Far Far Away

Even if you are in a galaxy far far away you should still be performing tenant’s screenings on any potential tenant. We wondered how some of the most popular Star Wars characters would fare in a tenant screening. Here are the results. Would you rent your space property to them?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is one of the most popular Jedi’s in the galaxy. No matter his popularity you will still need to run a tenant screening on him. Here is what you most likely will find on Obi-Wan’s tenant screening report.

Social Security Number Trace – Obi-Wan’s trace should bring up some of his other aliases, Ben Kenobi and old Ben. The trace should show Obi-Wan’s previous place of residence, a small isolated hut in the mountains of Tatooine.

Criminal Background – Obi-Wan has a very clean background. The only thing that could possibly show up on his criminal record is a charge of breaking and entering when he snuck onto the Death Star.

Eviction Search – He currently lives in a deserted area of Tatooine by himself. We don’t know if he pays rent or owns his hut. He has been out there a long time so some may say he owns the property due to “Squatters rights.”

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Obi-Wan didn’t have any credit issues before he went into hiding. His credit score may be low due to inactivity.

Boba Fett

Boba Fett is known as one of the most ruthless bounty hunters in the galaxy. No matter how ruthless he still needs a place to live.

Social Security Number Trace – A social security number trace would be a must for Mr. Fett as he does come from a batch of clones. You would see that Boba’s only known residence is located in his home town Kamino.

Criminal Background – Boba Fett may have a long criminal record depending on the state you’re in. Performing bounty hunting duties is not a crime in some states.

Eviction Search – Boba Fett can be described as a bit of a workaholic. He is usually just flying around from place to place fetching bounties. He has no prior evictions.

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Boba has a low credit score due to the fact he only uses cash. A lot of the bounties he’s collecting are for some not so trustworthy people like Jabba Da Hutt. No surprise he only deals in cash.

Princess Leia

Princess Leia is a Senator of Alderaan and heir to the Alderaanian throne. No matter the royal ties she still needs a tenant screening.

Social Security Number Trace – There is nothing to worry about when Leia gets her social security number trace. She has no other aliases and has lived in a home with senators her whole life.

Criminal Background – Princess Leia’s criminal background is very clean. If you’re a part of the evil empire you may see her as a thief for stealing plans to the death star.

Eviction Search – Princess Leia has no prior evictions on her record. She has lived in a palace on Alderaan her whole life.

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Princess Leia has an outstanding credit score card. She is a member of a royal family, so don’t expect to see any red flags here.

Han Solo

Han Solo is known as one of the most wanted smugglers in the galaxy.

Social Security Number Search – Hans Solo’s trace may not reveal many previous residences. He is constantly on the run and can be found on the Millennium Falcon with Chewbacca.

Criminal Background – Han Solo is going to have a very long criminal background. Most of Han’s clientele are mobsters and gangsters. He is usually not smuggling legal cargo. Solo may also be wanted for the murder of Creedo, depending on who you think shot first.

Eviction Search – Han has no previous evictions due to the fact that he has no previous residences. He is usually just found flying around in his only known residence the Millennium Falcon.

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Han has a very low credit score. Han is paid mostly in cash and pays mostly in cash. Han wouldn’t want to leave a paper trail that bounty hunters could pick up.

Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker is a young farm boy from Tatooine. He will later become one of the most well known Jedi knights.

Social Security Number Search – Luke Skywalker’s social security number trace will not reveal very much. His only known residence is with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

Criminal Background – Luke has no criminal background.

Eviction Search – Luke has no evictions on his record. Luke’s only known previous residence is in Tatooine.

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Luke is young so he may still be in the process of building up his credit. A big thing that works against him is that he doesn’t have a paying job.

Darth Vader

Darth Vader is known as the biggest villain in the galaxy. He is a well known Sith Lord and the right hand to the emperor.

Social Security Number Search – Darth Vader’s social security scan should include his alias, Anakin Skywalker.

Criminal Background – Vader has a very long criminal background. He has murdered over 200 people and assaulted many co-workers. He has also ordered the destructions of entire planets.

Eviction Search – Darth Vader has traveled all over the galaxy, but has just one residence, the Death Star. He has no former evictions.

Quick Tenant Credit Score Card – Darth has a very low credit score card. He usually doesn’t use any type of money, he takes everything by force.

Now that you have the screening reports on some of the most popular characters in the Star Wars galaxy, you can decide if you would take them on as tenants. Who would you want as your new tenant?


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